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Things we missed in Louisiana:

• Mardi Gras

• Swamp buggy ride

• Air boat ride

• "Tromp through the swamp"

• Wrestle alligators

• World's largest stuffed alligator

• World's largest appliance junk yard

• Voodoo doll ritual


Louisiana Favorite Pastimes:

Drawing of typical Louisiana Fisherman

• Fishing

• Talking about fishing

• Making fun of somebody who doesn't like fishing

• Looking for a better spot for fishing

• Seining for bait

• Shopping for fishing paraphernalia

• Getting the pickup unstuck

• More fishing

• Avoiding bugs, snakes and alligators

• Watching fishing tips on TV

• Watching for the fish and game warden

• Welding parts back onto the pickup

• Talking about fixing up the house

• Talking about cleaning up the yard

• Talking about the Civil War

• Looking for spouse, who ran out of the house screaming, "No more fish!  I can't take it anymore!"


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New Orleans, Louisiana

4-20-03  We got to New Orleans the next morning and cruised around downtown and found a parking lot next to the bike trail that runs along the top of the levee that keeps the Mississippi River from flooding the whole city.  Before they had that levee, they found out that a lot of the city is about 3 fHuey P. Long Bridge that take trains and highway traffic over the Mississippi River and bike traileet below the river level, and if somebuddy even throws a cup of ice into the river, it would flood, so the Army Corps of Engineers found a lot of dirt and built that levee, and now the folks don't have to worry about floating out of bed in the middle of the night.  The pitcher shows what the levee looks like.  It is jest a big pile of dirt with grass growing on it, and it keeps the river in when the water level rises.

The bridge is the Huey P. Long Bridge, and it carries trains onUnderside of the Huey P. Long Bridge the higher level and cars on the lower level.  If trains was as powerful as cars and trucks they could all use the same kind of bridge, but the trains had to go about another mile to get down to the ground again, cuz they don't do steep hills very good.  The other pitcher is of the underside of the Huey P. Long Bridge, and I'm glad we went over it before we saw the underside, cuz it looked pretty bad.  If you drive over it, don't make any sudden moves and you'll probably be okay, jest like we were.

Anyway, the old folks went fer a long bike ride, so me and SniffySniffy sitting on the train thing in New Orleans got out of the van to check out a train thing that was sitting there alongside of the bike trail.  I figgered the days of that train thing ever running again were pretty much over, but Sniffy said he wants to go back the next time we're near there and fix it up.  It looked like it was a homemade crane or shovel that went along the rails that must have been there at one time, and it was powered by a gasoline engine, but there were so many parts rusted out or missing, I doubt that we could ever get it running again.

After the bike ride, we went and checked into another La Piρata Motel.  The old folks went to dinner and us guys stayed in the motel cuz there was a reel good program on TV that showed some cats that were outside and got rained on.

The next day after breakfast, New Orleans Riverboat, "Natchez"the old folks decided to take a riverboat ride on one of those riverboats like the "Natchez" shown in the pitcher at right, but their boat had a different name, like "The Good Ship Lollipop," or "Jolene," or something like that.  Sniffy and Ty got to go along, and they said it was reel cool.Sniffy & Ty riding on the riverboat

There was some trubble, they told me.  There was a tug boat pushing two barges full of something, and the guy was zipping along at a pretty good speed, and Ty got up on the top of his chair and started waving at the boat driver, and the guy started waving back, and even blew his whisRiver barge that wrecked when Ty waved at the drivertle (the boat whistle, not his own whistle), and pretty soon there was a crunching and grinding, and the front barge ran up onto the side of the river and got stuck there.  Now, that time I wasn't even along and something bad happened, so it wasn't my fault, and fer sure it wasn't Ty's fault!

At the end of the ride, or at least where the riverboat turned aroDoor in part of the levee, that they can close in case of a flood, and  keep 2 more feet of water in.und, was the Chalmette Civil War Battlefield, and the boat parked there and let everybuddy out to check out an old mansion and some sort of memorial.  At the place next to the levee where the boat parked there was a special gate that was open, but in case of a flood they ken jest close that gate and the water can then get about 2 feet higher before it runs over and floods everything.  You ken click on the link here to find out more about this famous battlefield and park: 

Chalmette Battlefield & Park 

Dry Dock--Also on that boat ride, Ty and Sniffy took a pitcher of what is called a "Dry Dock," which is sort of like a boat without the ends in it.  They let some water into the space underneath it, and it then sinks into the water. Pitcher of a dry dock where they fix boats Then another boat driver drives his broken boat into it and parks there.  After they tie it up with a whole bunch of ropes, they pump the water out of the dry dock and it raises back up out of the water.  After putting sume blocks of wood and logs under parts of the broken boat, they can then work on it, like if the perpeller gets bent or they run into another boat and ding up the fenders or something like that.

The next day, we headed out to meet up with Gloria's friend that she went to college school with.  Her name is Mary G., and she lives in the low part of town where you might float out of bed in the middle of the night if the river ever overflows, so she is reel glad that they put in that levee.

We started out with breakfast at some world famous restaurant that serves French Fries with everything you eat there.  Frinstance, Jim had sausage and eggs and toast and French Fries fer breakfast.  We was waiting out in the van, and we could see through the window, and even the guy that ordered a bowl of cereal got an order of French Fries with it!  While we was waiting, a feller was there in one of those big trucks that delivers things to stores and restaurants, and that poor guy kept taking boxes and boxes of frozen french fries on a two-wheeler into the side door of that restaurant.  They sure sell a lot of French Fries!!!St. Charles Ave. Streetcar

"Streetcar" or "Trolley Car" Ride

After breakfast, and everybuddy was French Fried out, Jim drove the van to a parking space on St. Charles Avenue and parked so we could ride the streetcar.  There was some argument about whether it was a "Streetcar," or a "Trolley Car."

Jim figgered out that original "Streetcars" had wagon wheels and jest drove down the street pulled by a horse.  Then came the same kind oNew Orleans Streetcar that runs along St. Charles Avenuef a car pulled by a horse, but it ran on train tracks that they put into the street.  Then they had some steam powered streetcars that also went on the tracks.  Then somebuddy hooked the tracks up to lecktrik, but some kids messing around almost got fried by the lecktrik, so then another lecktrikal scientist figgered out how to put up a wire over the tracks and hook the streetcar up to it by means of a pole with a wire on the top that touched the lecktrik wire.  To keep the wire on the top from wearing out, they put on a small roller, and started calling it a "trolley."  That's when people started calling them "Trolley Cars."  In later years they also had a "Trolley Bus," that was jest a regular looking bus that had an lecktrik motor in it instead of a gasoline or diesel engine.  You ken find out more by clicking here:

 New Orleans Streetcars 

Either way, it was a reel cool ride, cuz Me and Ty got to go aloMary G, Gloria and Sparky in front of the statue of the Lone Ranger in Jackson Square in New Orleansng, and we rode in a special bag that Jim can carry us with.  This pitcher is of Gloria and Mary G and me in front of the Statue of The Lone Ranger in Jackson Square in the French Quarter of New Orleans.

This next pitcher is what the actual Statue of The Lone Ranger loStatue of The Lone Ranger in the French Quarter of New Orleansoks like.  Somebuddy there in the garden was telling his friend that the guy in the statue was named Andrew Jackson, so I guess if that was my name, I would change it to The Lone Ranger, too!

While we was downtown in the French Quarter, we stopped to looNew Orleans store that sells all sorts of reel cool apparelk in some of the reel cool stores, and let me tell you, I wish I would have brought along some of my money, cuz I could have spent it all on some of those reel cool beads and pink sunglasses and all sorts of other neato things.  (Don't forget to click on that pitcher to make a bigger one so you ken see all of the reel cool stuff.  I forgot the name of the place, or I could give you a website link).

That was about it for New Orleans.  We rode back to the van, and went back to the motel and got ready to blast off in the morning.Lake Pontchartrain Bridge, 23 miles long  We headed north out of town, and across the Lake Pontchartrain Bridge, which somebuddy said was 32 miles long  It was actually 23.8 miles long according to the speedometer thingy in the van.  Farther to the west of the car bridges, there is a train bridge that is still used today.  That's why they call it Lake Pontchartrain, because of the train bridge.  You ken find out more about the train bridge by clicking below.

Lake Pontchartrain Train Bridge 

On the other side of the car bridge, we turned east, and went to the Fontainbleau State Park.  The feller at the guard station was a reel friendly guy and asked us what we planned to do.  Jim told him we was jest looking fer a cheap place to park so we could ride the Tammany Trace Bike Trail.  The feller told us to jest save our money, and he gave us a free Fontainbleau State Park, looking toward Lake Pontchartrainticket to go and park in the parking lot, which turned out to be right next to Lake Pontchartrain.  If you click on the pitcher at right to make it bigger, you ken jest see a little bit of the lake, and the bridge is right at the place between the lake and the sky.  The builders put it there on purpose cuz they decided that that was the best place fer it to be built.

The parking lot in that Park was reel cool.  I mean, there was a loTammany Trace Park parking lot, with a lot of nice, shady trees so us guys won't get too hot sitting in the vant of what they call "Live Oak" trees, with Spanish Moss hanging off of them, so that kept the sun off of the van and it stayed reel cool while the old folks went fer their bike ride.  I'm glad them Oak Trees was the alive kind cuz otherwise there wouldn't have been no leaves and it would havePitcher of part of the Tammany Trace Trail taken from a tower along the way gotten pretty hot in the van.  We heard somewhere that a lot of chigger bugs live in that Spanish Moss, so we din't decide to get any of it to use fer a pillow like some of the early settlers here did.

Sniffy and our new brother Lil Benny got to go on the bike ride with the old folks.  You ken jest see them in the pitcher showing Jim & Gloria on the trail. They're eachJim & Gloria stopped along the Tammany Trace Bike Trail riding in the bike bags on the handlebars.

That bike trail used to be a railroad, and the Rails-to-Trails folks took out the train tracks and put some tar down, and now it is a 31 mile bike trail through swamps, forests, littleLil Benny hiding in a plant with lots of pretty flowers towns, etc.  The old folks didn't make the 31 miles, but they did get to about 9 miles, then back, so that's 18 miles altogether.

One time when they stopped to rest, Lil Benny got off the bike and ran and hid in a flower bush that was next to a big tree.  He said that's how wild alligators hide so they can catch something for lunch.  Sniffy said he did look pretty scary.

For more information on that great bike trail, you ken jest click below:

Tammany Trace Park 

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Trubble at the La Piρata Motel

This time it really wasn't my fault about what happened.  Me and Sniffy got a little thirsty fer some ice water, cuz it had been hot sitting in the van while the old folks went fer a bike ride, and then we checked out that old train thing that Sniffy wanted to fix up.

Anyhow, the ice machine was sitting right next to the swimming pool, which seemed kind of odd, cuz we never saw one near a pool before, but then none of us guys are zacktly experts on swimming pools on account of we don't like to get wet.

Sniffy pushed the ice button while I held the bucket under the ice squirter thing.  Nothing happened, so he hit the button a couple of more times and nothing still happened, so both of us hit it reel hard at the same time, and that button went into the machine reel far and the ice started squirting out all over the place, and poured into the swimming pool.

After a while, a bunch of ice had gone into the pool, probably as much as would fit in 10 wheelbarrows, and the warm water in the pool melted it, and after a reel long time some more ice kept pouring into that pool, and then that button finally popped back out, so we grabbed the ice bucked and scooted out of there.

Pretty soon after we got a reel big drink of ice water, we went back out there and hid behind the soda pop machine and watched to see if somebuddy else would have the same trubble with that ice machine.

After about 15 minutes, 3 kids came racing out of one of the rooms, and they was wearing swimming pants, and they all 3 jumped into the water, and they all screamed right away, and they was going crazy cuz the water was "ice cold," as the fat kid screamed.  They all jumped out so fast I thought a shark was after them.Shark that might have been chasing those kids

 

 
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