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Sparky's Recent Trip Downtown

Sparky and his best friend Rico decorated the bank building for the holidays.

Shown above is Sparky with his new friend "Rico," who gave him a reel cool cart ride and shared his spray paint so all could have a blast. Just after this pitcher was took a cop came along and everybody scooted down different alleys.

During the rapid scooting off, the box of paint with Sniffy sitting on top fell off Rico's cart and landed in another alley. After the dust settled I managed to get the box of paint onto my little red wagon that we always take along whenever we go to town and take it home.

Sparky's Artwork Done With Spray Paint That Fell Off Rico's Shopping Cart

Photos of Flamingos before and after redecorating.It's reel cool how much fun a feller can have with a little box of spray paint on a rainy day. 

These guys started out like an ordinary pitcher, with ordinary looking pink Flamingos, but as you can see, with jest a little work, they turned into some Fantastically colored Flamingos!

Best of all, it din't take a lot of time. The only thing that was hard was when some guy came running and yelling at me to stop doing that. He really had a bad attitude, cuz everybuddy that came by thought the pitcher looked a lot better than it did before I fixed it. So that time I had to scoot out of there and left the rest of the paint behind.

I'll tell you fer sure right now that I'm never  gonna go to that Art Museum again! You ken be sure of that!

Run yer mouse pointer thingy over the Flamingo Birds to see how much better they look now compared to the "Before" pitcher.

NOTE: Don't try this Graffiti at home!
I din't reely graffiti the building above or the flamingo artwork. I actually jest really graffitied the pitchers above, so I wouldn't get in trubble and have to go to jail. A feller my size would get handcuffed around the neck and that's no fun. It sure was a good story, though! --Sparky WWW.

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Acme Racecar  Back in Action!Famous Acme Racecar flying through the air

The infamous Acme Racecar recently involved in the horrific crash at the bottom of the stairs has been thoroughly checked over and was determined to be roadworthy, as shown in the great action photo above. Ever the daredevil, Sparky and his equally daring brother Sniffy soared through the air for quite a distance before the car ended up tangled in the chain of a passing bicycle. Due to some unforeseen technical difficulties, no photo is available for this embarrassing event. There were no permanent injuries to either the car or its occupants.File Photo of Racecar crash involving Sparky, Sniffy and Leroy, all of whom survived.

Ride enthusiasts have been in short supply recently.

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Checking the MailboxSparky checking mailbox for bomb

Some of you will remember a while back that some looney guy was blowing up mailboxes, and the mailman told us to either leave our mailbox open or else he wouldn't give us no mail  no more, cuz he din't want to be the one to open it and get blowed up by the dynamite that the looney guy was putting in them mailboxes.

Anyhow, since I have ordered a printed copy of the internet, and I have been waiting for it to come for quite a while, I decided that it was most likely up to me to get that door open and check for bombs.

After getting out my cool ladder that I made out of some lektrik train tracks and leaning it up against the mailbox, I sniffed carefully around the door and determined that I din't smell no dynamite, so I jest popped the door open. After it din't blow up I opened my eyes and started breathing again and looked in, but there still wasn't no copy of the internet, so I guess I'll jest have to order another one.

They must print that copy of the Internet on some reel thin paper, cuz the Internet thing where you have to start out says there's over 3 Billion pages.  I don't know how many that is, but we have an old dictionary that's over 2,000 pages, and it's reel big, so that copy of the Internet might not even fit in our mailbox.  I guess the mailman can jest leave it on the front porch.  I'll show everybuddy a pitcher of it when it comes.
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